Letter for my Wife
“Dear Wife: You know that now that you’re 54 years old, I have certain needs that you can no longer satisfy.yet I’m very happy with you,
I consider you a wonderful wife and honestly, I hope you don’t feel hurt or offended to know that when you receive this fax, I’m going to be getting laid in the Camino Real hotel with Vanessa, my secretary, which is 18 Years old.
However, I’ll be home before midnight “.
When the man returns to his home, he finds a note on the dining room table that says:
Dear Husband: I have received your fax and I can’t help but thank you for the warning. I’ll take this opportunity to remind you that you also 54 years old. At the same time, you should know that by the time you read this message, I’ll be getting a roll in the hay at the Grand Hotel with Miguel, my tennis instructor who, like your secretary also has 18 years.
As in addition to being a successful businessman, you’re a moron in mathematics, you can easily understand that we are in the same circumstances, but… With one small difference:
“18 can go into 54 more times, then 54 can go into 18”. Therefore, don’t wait up for me tonight, I’ll be there tomorrow.
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